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Zitate Weil ich hier viel erlebe und ich immer wieder von vielen lustigen Leuten umgeben bin, fallen auch immer wieder Hammer-Sprueche und Zitate. Da ich nicht das lustige durch lausige Uebersetzungen nehmen will, bleibt alles im original. Also sorry schonmal im vorraus. Wenn ihr was nicht versteht ---> online Dictionary ^^ Oder ihr fragt und ich kann es uebersetzen.. aber es muesste auch so gehen. :) Adri: I have a food baby! Joan: Adri that's disgusting. Gesa (zu mir und Joe): And don't do anything that i wouldn't do! Joe: Then there is not much left what we could do. Adri: I look like a little, fat Durrito!
Dani (hair dresser): My little Plum!! Tyler: Mrs McLean! My Girlfriend ditched me at prom for another guy... Mrs M: She did? Awww charlie: This guy was me! *strahlt* Tyler: Yeah... My gf ditched me for Charlie Charlie: His girlfriend of 1,5 years ditched him for me. Mrs M: Poor Tyler.. Bad Charlie! Joe: Who is coming? Gesa: Rachel Joe: Is she hot? Brian: I did it. Oh wait... i did it in the way you don't like. Joe: Gay-sa Gesa (zu Joe): Oh if you become famous some day i will say that i hooked up with you!! Me: and i will say that you were at my party!! Joe: So you both will say that you hooked up with me? Me&Gesa: YEAH! Joe: Are they hot? Me: Well they are pretty... Joe: But are they HOT? I mean.. would you f*** them? Me: I'm a GIRL Joe: If you were drunk. Would you? Me: You are so nasty! Gesa: You suck! Joe: That's what girls are supposed to do. Pat: Let's have a party at Barrick's House!!! *ne durchsage kommt ueber die Freshmen* Tyler: Ok i got to go Mrs McLean: TYler!!! You are a JUNIOR! Tyler: Oh man.... Mrs McLean: I think in your mind you will be forever a Freshmen
Tyler: My Parents told me: 'Tyler! You have to keep your child in your heart' and i said.. Mrs McLean: And you took them by their word.
Rick: *malt auf dem PC (paint) so schwarzes gekrakel* Mr Bell: Rick is aleady painting. What is this? Your mood? Mr Cale: He will be famous. And this picture will be "Mood by Rick Krogmann"
Me: Gaby, you are stressing around. Gaby: I know!!! Me: you are like a chicken! Mrs G: *liest und faengt an zu lachen* Patrick&TJ: What's so funny????
Mrs G: don't you know why i'm laughing? Patrick: Because you are laughing in every period?
Todd: I like Pokerface. Mrs G: Poetryface? Todd: Pokerface. Poetryface? hahahahahah
*ich, Gesa, Julie, Stephanie, Jakob, Conrad und will im aufzug* Jacob: Ok guys. 8 seconds left!!! *Jacob und Conrad fangen so an, sich umarmen und so tun als ob se rummachen wuerden* *aufzug bleibt stehen* *Jacob und Conrad stellen sich normal hin* *tuer oeffnet sich* Jacob: Good job everyone!!
Jacob: Michelle speaks better english than Gesa. Conrad: sure? Jacob: Who speaks better english??? Me: ME Jacob: Who is in AP English? Me: She :(
Tyler: I wanna wear your underwear!
Brian: Charlie and Tyler went out for adventures... Mrs McLean: Charlie and Tyler went out for adventures?? Oh nooo!!!
Tyler: Mrs McLean hates me *so tut als ob er weint* *ins eck hock* Mrs McLean: That's not true!! [later] Mrs McLean: Tyler is a bad guy today...
Me: Mrs Levey? Can i have paper, Becky ate mine.. Mrs Levey: Sure. What? Becky ate your paper? Becky: That's not true!! Me: But it's GONE!
mr Bell: Das war nicht richtig!! Me: I know...
Mr Bell: You have to kill the rabbit!!
Barrik: I hate these kids that always wanna come to my house and when I say no, then they don't wanna hang out with me!!! These are not real friends, but the only ones who hang out with me... [paar minuten spater] Pat: I hate this kid!! Lets call him Harrik Booper (--> Barrik Hooper). He never wants that we hang out in his house! And his fucking his is the best part of him!!
Mr Bell: And then we land on the moon. Mr Cale: Or did we? Mr Bell: WE DID! Me: You are such a creeper! Forrest: Everybody is saying this to me... and i don't know why... Me: Because it's true!! You know what Laura had last friday for dinner!! Mrs McLean: *spricht ueber Phsycs* Charlie: Did you hear about... Mrs McLean: When it's not about Physics then don't say it. Charlie: It does relate to physics. Mrs M: Go on Charlie: Did you hear about this man who attaced his son and twirled out his eyes and ate them?
Me: Harry Potter is awesome! does anybody agree with me? Analise: Yes you are pretty!
Tyler: Mrs McLean? Is it bad when i didn't aks my girlfriend for Prom which is in one week? Mrs M&Anna: YES!
Mrs G: What is it? Allacyn: Satire! Drew: Ironie Mrs G: Right! *zu Allacyn* Did you just say flat tyre? Mrs G: I don't like the word "Jared". Is it coming from a person whose name is Jared? Barrik: Nope it's coming from Charlie Pence. Mrs Gunzenhauser: Charlie's Pants? Barrik: Charlie Pence Mrs G: What's Charlie's Pants? Matt: No, Charlie Pence. Mrs G: What is that? TJ: You mean who this kid is? Mrs G: OH! That's a kid??? Beth: I could call my friends... Oh i don't have friends. Adri: Oh cry me a river Mr Cale: The Puritans were...??? *macht erwartungsvolles Gesicht* Tori: EVIL Mr Cale: *erwartungsvolles gesicht faellt ein*
Anna: The Corner of my Scantran ripped off.. Do I need that? Tori: Do I need that.... *lacht*
Joan: When do you plan to come back? Joe: May, June, October, never. Granny: Never? Oh Geez!
Joan: Joe kicked me out of the car... he said I shall not ask about her family, job, friends, hobbys. I'm not allowed to ask anything!
Joe: Was it your clothes that I peed in? Adri: No, Beths. Joe: Oh yeah... Granny! When I was small i peed in Beth's clothes.
Mr Bell: Yeah, the Blacks and Whites worked together.... *geht zu Kejuan* Together we can do it, right Buddy? *so fingerknoechel zam mit Kejuan* Kejuan: Right Buddy.
Mr Cale: the Steelers are awesome! I'm just saying 6... Tori: Oh shut up!
Wir muessen 5 Blaetter Lueckentext machen. Alan ist schon seit 10 min fertig, Tori und ich sind grad mal auf dem 3ten Blatt Alan: I can't believe you take forever.... that's so easy! Me: Tori... we are losers...
Mrs McLean: And how do we call that? Charlie: Charlie Pence is #1! Mrs Gunzenhauser: Do anybody know the answer? Matt: Me! Mrs G: Bryan? Matt: Oh c'mon! Mrs G: I'm going to read the poem and while i do this you have figure out *blabla* Barrik: I found it! Mrs G: =O I even didn't read the poem! Barrik: Sorry.... Mrs G: *lacht* *faengt an gedicht zu lesen* *lacht* Alle: *schauen se an* *lachen* Mrs G: I never had a student that knew the answer so fast... *lacht* Mrs G: Ok, lets say, Bryan had a relationship and she broke his heart... John broke his heart! Bryan: *tut so als ob er weint* Alle: *lachen* Bryan: *mit verstellter Stimme* Hi Barrik! Barrik: *wird rot* Alle: *lachen sich den Arsch ab* Me: What about "Mirrors"? Spencer: What is it about? Me: Mirrors.
Mrs McLean: Swineflu is not that dangerous. It's just that panic. *tuer geht auf* Charlie: *kommt mit ner Maske fuer den Mund rein und Putzhandschuhe* Malek: I knew it! I knew it i knew it!!!
Tyler: So wait.. does this mean i have to be 1 1/2 hours on blackboard in Physics? Malek: You are so dumb! Mrs McLean: Noo! Let him! Tyler is a sweet little kid!
Bryan: I wanna have Swineflu, just to know if my immunsystem could handle it.
David: that off-topic... but who had as first person Aids? Mrs McLean: I think somebody in Canada? Leo: No! A man in Africa who had sex with a chimpanse!
Spencer: You are so weird! Me: I'm german.
Cat: Twilight is just the wet dream of a crazy Mormon! Mrs Gunzenhaeuser: Yeah! Like who wants that? Nobody... Drew: Sure me... Mrs G: Did you just say 'Shoot me'??? Drew: what? No! I said 'Sure me'.
Mrs G: Dip thung Patrick: Dip dung? Mrs G: What? How did you call me? Patrick: Did you just say dip dung? Mrs G: What? *totalen lachflash bekomm*
Mr Cale: *zu Patrick* Hey Loverboy!
Mr Bell: Why can't the french just spell Versailles like that *an tafel 'Versi' schreib* Silly french... Me: *lach* Mr Bell: Michelle is the only one who laughs... she understood it... germans...
Mr H: You say, that Harry Potter is more realistic, because it's not realistic?
Mr H: I like the movie Twilight... Alle: WHAT? Sara: The guy who plays Edward is so ugly! Alle: *durcheinander reden wie haesslich Rob Pattinson ist* Mr H: Yeah! As a Vampire he is perfect! But he looks ALWAYS dead!! No matter in which movie or tv-show... he looks always dead!!!
Cat: Harry Potter is so much more better!! Mr H: No it's not! Twilight is more realistic! Cat: What?? There are Vampires in it!! Mr H: But it's more realistic, that down the street are Vampires than Wizards and witches. Cat: You don't know if there are Witches and Wizards!
Mrs McLean: *redet ueber haarverknotungen unter der Haut* Charlie: *hat halt ganz kurze stuoppeln* Petie: *steht auf, geht zu charlie und schaut ihm auf den Kopf* Charlie: What the heck are you doing? Petie: Just checking if you have that... Charlie: You are such a creeper... no wait are you sure you are not gay? Mrs Ashwell: Let's go back to the 5th grade Nick: Naptime!! Mrs Ashwell: 5th graders don't have naptimes!! Ben: Yes they do! Mrs Ashwell: NO!
Matt: Make the snow grey! Mr H.: Snow is not grey! Alex: In Narnia it is! Matt: Then make it yellow... *laura looks at board that alex is coloring* Laura: This is really pretty! Alex: Yeah, especially Narnia, right? Mr H.: Narnia doesn't exist! Libby: Narnia does!!
Ping: OMG Alex!! Narnia is white not green!! Alex: What? Who cares???
Matt: No, take this color for the house and this color for the roof. Alex: Yeah... and this color also for the house, then it's the right color.. Ping: Wow, they are really into coloring this..
Library-woman: Mr Hackbarth! You let the girls pushing and pulling the TV? Mr H: They have to get somehow their grades...
Mr H: If we were in a other dimension then your hair would be purple and we would say, that you have nice purple hair. But now we say, that your hair are NOT blond, they are Strawberry-Bruenette! Cat: They are BLOND!
*Mr Bell nimmt Kejuans Hand und streckt sie in die Hoehe* Mr Bell: Why is he a terrorist? Tori: Cause he has a pencil! Mr Bell: No! So why? Tori: I don't know... why? Mr Bell: Cause of the black Hand! (erklaerung: Black Hand ist eine Terroristengruppe) Kejuan: WHAT? Get off!! *later* Mr Bell: Remember Kejuans Black Hand! Kejuan: Get off!! Mr Cale: I'm glad that you have a huge humor... Mr Bell: yeah or I would end in jail.
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Bryan: Where is Leo? Charlie: That sounded like "Where is Waldo" Leo: Somebody spilled water over me! Mrs McLean: When you woke up because of this then it's ok. Michelle: I'm eating your brownies, so that you don't get fat Analise: Wow, you are so nice! Getting fat for your friends... Michelle: What can I say? *spencer malt ihr Blatt alles blau* Michelle: Is that sky? Sea? Becky: It's sky and sea! Michelle: hahahaha Spencer: NO! *later* *spencer malt Gruen* Michelle: What's that? Sea-Gras? Spencer: No! Guy: Gras? Spncer: Yeah. Becky: Gras in the air? Michelle: Since when can gras fly? Guy: It's gras on a hill, right? Spencer: Yeah! Wow, there is someone who has an IQ higher than 50! *Online Test in GEschichte* Michelle:*klickt eine Antwort* Mr Bell:*kickt volle Kanne gegen Michelles Stuhl* Michelle:*klickt scnell eine andere (richtige) Antwort an*
Mr Bell: Are they allowed to draw hearts on a World War I map? Mr Cale: Who was it? Michelle? Probably she drawed a heart around germany.
Kristen: Yeah, there is a Taylor Ann Campell, Taylor Erin, Taylor... Rachel: Seriously? I whould shoot myself with so many Taylors...
(Petie is teaching) Charlie: You are a bad teacher! Tyler: For what is that equation? Petie: Wait, i'm explaining it! Charlie: You are a horrible teacher!!!!!
Adri: I believe in evolution! Rick: Oh good Adri! You are with more than the half world!
(kurz bevor einem Tornado-Sicherheits-Uebung) Mr Bell: Kejuan! You go at the front, so that you can smash the Freshmen away!
Laura: So what do you think guys? Shut up Michelle! Me: I even didn't open my mouth!
Me: I love your Mom! Becky: you never met her! Me: But she sounds like that i love her!
Me: Did you hear what Laura said? Annalise: Who is Laura? Laura: Oh thx Annalise!
Spencer: Annalise, what's your name?
Me: You are a poor big! Henry: Yay!
Henry: this drums are boring, but the singer is great! Me: Henry!!! you are the only person that i know, that cares of the drums!!
Rachel: Mr H! Guess where i'm going! Mr H: Ahm, eeeh... I have a lot of answers for this!
CJ: I have a math test now... Me: Haha!! But i have tomorrow and friday... CJ: You have every day math? THAT sucks missy!
CJ: I'm sucking in english... Me: Let's talk in spanish then ....... CJ: you tengo mucha tierra. Me: I have much earth? CJ: What? No! I have much homework!
Henry: I love the word "schlampe". It sounds so cool!
(so ne Frau ist da) Mr Bell: How does it (gilded age) relate to our life? Kejuan: It doesn't! Mr Bell (zu der Frau): you don't wanna see that!! *Frau geht, Mr Bell schliesst Tuer* Kejuan: Just that they don't hear me crying!!!!
Rachel (zu Kirsten): you hair smells so good! Me: That's my girlfriend!
CJ: I know that i woke you up and i'm sorry. But what's up?
Me: I'm just acting dumb, so I can surprise everyone.
Me: I have seen uglier pictures of you. Adri: Do you wanna walk?
Bell: If somebody ask, what do we learn? Kejuan: Nothing. Bell: NOTHING? Guys!! What do we learn???? Allison: History. Bell: Better. But what for history? Patrick: US History. Bell: Much better. And what do we learn in US History. Anna: Gilded Age. Bell: right! And how does it relate to our life? Kejuan: It doesn't.
*we drive in DC around with the Wasers* Thomas: We could have all died with Mom driving! Mrs Waser: That's not true!!! Rachel: Gesa Smile!!!
Mr H.: The Drumline is the dumbest breed on the school! Me: May I cut your hair? CJ: NOO! Me: But i have experience! CJ: Really? Me: yeah. I always cutted the hair of my guinea pig CJ: WHATT??? BUT I AM NOT A GUINEA PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs McLean: And how do we call this? Charlie: Baby Girl!!
Mr Cale: The women started to met, to talk about problems and issues. Mr Bell: That was the beginning of the end for us guys. (Gesa hat Schuhe mit Absaetze an) Me: Gesa, we can't lose you, 'cause we can hear you! Jacob: We should hang a bell arounds her neck! (Matt schuettet Kaffee ueber den Band-Boden...) Libby: Matt! You are wearing glasses!! Everybody knows that people with glasses can't see!! TJ: I don't wanna go off topic, but why??? Tell everything!! (Wir machen in Guard-Class Armbaendchen) Mr H.: We should call this class "Sleeping&drafts". (Wir verirren uns in DC um 11 pm. Besser gesagt Jacob....) Jacob: Aehm... i don't know where to go... Gesa: Jacob!!! Then please pretend that you know where we are!!! Me: If Beth (Color Guard Bitch) tells that I hate anyone of you guys, then it's true!! I hate you all!!!
Mathe-Unterricht: *Mrs Forella kommt rein* Mrs Ashwell: I'm so glad that you are here!! They were falling over me!! Mrs McLean: CHARLIE!! Charlie (zu Mrs McLean): Don't be mad on me. I don't want that you are. *hug* Mrs McLean: Oooh Charlie. I'm not mad on you! (In Physics muss man nen Pass aus dem Buero holen wenn man zu spaet ist) *Leo is coming late. Door is locked* Mrs McLean: You have to get a pass! *Leo goes* David: He won't come back. (Ich zeige CJ ein Bild von Jared Padalecki und Jensen Ackles) CJ: OMG! They are half naked and wet and I feel so gay now!! Gesa (zu mir): I think you will go to hell! [later] CJ: You are a bad girl! You will go to hell! Me: oO Mr Bell: I think you bought it (Power Point) in Ebay! Me: Noooooo! [later] Me: Mr Bell thought I bought my power point in ebay! CJ: I bet you did! That's one thing that you would do! Me: Thanks a lot -.- Me: I just noticed that my butt looks good! Gesa: That's so you! Me: Am I random? CJ: Yes you are... sometimes. But don't worry, I still understand you. Laura Mattox: You can't see his butt! It's half covered! Me: But that what you can see is hot! Jane: Oh Michelle... (ich zeige CJ ein Bild von dem Impala mit Jared P. und Jensen A. drinnen) Me: I wanna have this car! Including the guys in it! CJ: And then they rape you! Me: I don't care... [later] CJ: Yeah, and then you get raped. Oh wait! You like to get raped :p Henry: Forgot? I'm a poor pig! Rick (am Telefon): Just find a parking spot! Joe: Finding a parking spot... That's the reason why we are driving since 45 min in DC!! Rick: Wow, we are in NYC just to see 'Americas funniest Home Videos' Rick: And that's the City that never sleeps: All restaurants are closed. Me: Ok, i'm shuting up :p CJ: You can't stand this! I KNOW you! [25 min later] Me: Ok ok. I can't shup up anymore! CJ: 25 min... I'm impressed! Me: Guess what! Henry: What? Me: GUESS WHAT! Henry: WHAT?? Me: Nothing... Henry: I hate you!! Me: You are so mean! CJ: No, YOU are mean! Me: Not true! CJ: Nice dream that you have Missy Me: Gesa is always so mean to me! Conrad: To me too! Me: Wow, she is to everybody mean!! Mr Hackbarth(Mr H.): George Clooney is Hot Stuff! Rick: Adri you are silly! Me: What the fuck? CJ: Excuse me? Me: I hate you!!! Henry: I love you too! Nick: Mrs Ashwell, aehm, Mrs Starfoot? Did you know that they changed the Cookie Monster to the Veggie-Monster? I will start a Facebook-Group!! Mrs Ashwell: Ladys and Gentleman! We are doing now the problems! Stop talking about Aids in Africa!!! Charlie: I can still hear you! Mrs McLean: You will hear my voice to the office! Charlie: That would hurt my feelings! Mrs McLean: Charlie! Go back! the positive Engergy can't move!! Charlie: I AM the positive Energy! Tyler: Do your kids like Standford High School? Mrs McLean: No. Byran: Why don't I believe you? Mr Bell: Doesn't sound that bad? SCAAAAABBBBSSS Mr H.: Pee now or hold it forever! (Man macht ein Foto von mir als Cookie Monster) Mr H.: Send this so a Homepage of Exchange Student and write under it: That's wat exchange Students do the whole year: Being the Cookie Monster. Mr H.: Do the Hair again! Cat: Why so blue Panda bear? Mrs Ashwell: I never want to hear this word again! It's not allowed in this classroom anymore!! Charlie(nicht Physics Charlie!): Which word? Mrs Ashwell: Extra Credit. Charlie: Oooh. You just said it! Mrs Ashwell: Ok, from NOW on it's not allowed anymore! Nick: STARFOOT!!! Mrs Ashwell: This word is banned!! Callie: Which word? Mrs Ashwell: The "E-C"-Word. Callie: What about Pikachu? Mrs Ashwell: Yeah! Extra Credit and Pikachu are banned!!! *Sara hits me with flag* Bob: Go 2 steps away. But actually she will always hit you! Doesn't matter how far away you are! Mr H.: Germany is AWESOME! In the one hand pens which smell and in the other hand beer! MORE ARE COMING SOON!! Homepage kostenlos erstellt mit Web-Gear Verantwortlich für den Inhalt dieser Seite ist ausschließlich der Autor dieser Webseite. Verstoß anzeigen |
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